It is above all the mistreatment of plants that raises his hackles. You could gamble on a world governed by inter-dimensional demigods, but personally, I wouldn't recommend it.
[ His catchphrase is but a metaphor for his resourcefulness and the singularity of his being is very much a matter of debate for those who have witnessed his corpse and his lively self extant in two places at once. Nine lives indeed. ]
I mean no offence when I say this, sweetheart, but you are something of a feral child. The works of human beings are not without merit and it appears you have yet to experience much of life as most know it. I would be happy to introduce you to it. I have the most eclectic collection of toys in my residence.
[ More toys than a grown catman should have. Some acquired by legitimate means, others trophies. ]
I'll teach you to enjoy it when I spread your beautiful legs. I'm fond of pussy and boys alike. In the case of the former, I'm positive yours would be exceptionally delicious.
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[ His catchphrase is but a metaphor for his resourcefulness and the singularity of his being is very much a matter of debate for those who have witnessed his corpse and his lively self extant in two places at once. Nine lives indeed. ]
I mean no offence when I say this, sweetheart, but you are something of a feral child. The works of human beings are not without merit and it appears you have yet to experience much of life as most know it. I would be happy to introduce you to it. I have the most eclectic collection of toys in my residence.
[ More toys than a grown catman should have. Some acquired by legitimate means, others trophies. ]
I'll teach you to enjoy it when I spread your beautiful legs. I'm fond of pussy and boys alike. In the case of the former, I'm positive yours would be exceptionally delicious.