oh, I agree so far it's been going well but I have my doubts he's a little too unstable and the brother is a little too good
[ Shrugâ„¢ ]
that's a good line flattery gets you almost everywhere
you're not the first one that wants to get in my pants humans think it's very very wrong, though but I only look young because people underestimate me when I do
alas, I don't have genitals in this form so it's a moot point
So you see it too. We're all a little off-kilter, a little crazy, but one cannot expect a plant supremacist to fair better than his human counterpart in the enterprise of running a civilisation. Be it the triumph of flora or fauna, we will be welcome so long as we are of use then expunged at earliest convenience. I've seen it countless times with my own eyes, my lovely worm, until even a desert such as this cannot sustain a speck of life.
[ He can be rather suave in spite of his taboo proclivities, or more worryingly his smoothness is owed to his much-maligned interests. A man such as he must have redeemable qualities to be bearable. ]
Come now, Zazie. You've fashioned for yourself a form and it stands to reason you may tailor it as you please. I rather enjoy the cruel judgement of humans even when it hurts me. Nothing like frank words to keep one sober, know what I mean? And I can't help but feel you are not being entirely forthright with me.
worms do not hurt the plants he cares so much about nor do we have any interest to that's how it's different I'm sure he'll stop caring about our deal eventually but he'll leave us alone
[ That's what they expect about their alliance, at least. ]
being forthright is terribly boring why would I give you all my secrets right away? hmmmmm I COULD chance things but what's in it for me?
A veeery optimistic prognosis, I fear. Historically speaking, those who presumed their innocuous existence would not invite hostility were subsumed, enslaved, or worse. Live and let live is not the motto of conquerors like Mr Knives.
[ The winners do not need so much as a material reason to exercise their might. He could name a number of spectacular species who have been hunted to extinction for the sport of it. ]
They'll trap the greatest of the worms in a colosseum and award its slayer with a shiny trinket. Does it seem far-fetched? Oh the ghastly things I have seen~
[ Naughty thing; so worms have a transactional side. ]
I'll make sure that neither the plants nor the humans emerge victorious in this conflict. You can act on behalf of whichever party you please while working with yours truly behind the scenes.
As for what I could offer to sweeten the deal is a question for yourself. I could pamper you Zazie, but your tastes are not informed by human culture. Do you grasp what your humanoid form desires of life or is this mode of being new to you?
that would be unfortunate what point would there be, though he's angry at humans destroying things destroying the planet's system would make him just as short-sighted as a human
[ They're pretty sure that would turn him off the idea. Does the great Millions Knives wan to gobble up this planet like humans did on theirs? It would be an interesting thing to manipulate.
...and of course they do. There's no point in interacting with other species unless they both profit from it. Especially when it comes to things they're not really that bothered about. ]
that is interesting but you're only one being deep pockets or not how would you do that?
hehe looking human is one thing having their desires is another it IS new, thinking about it but I'm not sure it would mean any kind of pleasure for me it's just a hole or whatever it is you want it's not like I've ever crawled into one
[ They don't really know what brings pleasure in a human body beyond the need to breed. ]
It is above all the mistreatment of plants that raises his hackles. You could gamble on a world governed by inter-dimensional demigods, but personally, I wouldn't recommend it.
[ His catchphrase is but a metaphor for his resourcefulness and the singularity of his being is very much a matter of debate for those who have witnessed his corpse and his lively self extant in two places at once. Nine lives indeed. ]
I mean no offence when I say this, sweetheart, but you are something of a feral child. The works of human beings are not without merit and it appears you have yet to experience much of life as most know it. I would be happy to introduce you to it. I have the most eclectic collection of toys in my residence.
[ More toys than a grown catman should have. Some acquired by legitimate means, others trophies. ]
I'll teach you to enjoy it when I spread your beautiful legs. I'm fond of pussy and boys alike. In the case of the former, I'm positive yours would be exceptionally delicious.
I would prefer survival he is powerful but I'm not staying on that side if he becomes a threat
[ Being in two places at once is fun, isn't it? Even if Zazie's vessel can only be in one, they have more eyes out there than people can count. ]
a feral child? a funny thing to say I'll look at your toys if that makes you happy but do not think I did not notice that you didn't answer my question
[ Toys don't really entertain them much. Maybe they should fill themselves with hatchlings before they leave and see if that affects the hivemind. ]
female organs are easier, it makes its own slime or both I'm not picky
It would delight me to behold your reaction (or lack thereof) to any artificial creation. It is no exaggeration to say you are a wonder of the world.
[ He is fittingly a curious cat, rather intrigued by the psychology of a worm in the shape of a teenager. Where does the Beast end and Zazie begin in respect to their resemblance to humanity, or whether his "young" acquaintance is apathetic to the arts, culture, entertainment as a whole and has no non-worm interests to speak of? The entity known as Pocketcat does possess interests besides those which are frowned upon. ]
A case of crossed wires, old chap! Please, rephrase your question and I shall satisfy it.
what can a person like you do to assure neither the plants nor the humans emerge victorious in this conflict deep pockets or not that was my question
[ Zazie knows a lot of things by observing, but they haven't actually done it. Human interests, human culture is a curious thing, but not something they have gone into detail of in the last century and a half. ]
I'll consider it a deal to 'play' with me if you can guarantee the outcome
My raison d'etre—reason for being, is none other than the subversion of developments that upset the order of things under the light of the Moon. I am very well-endowed with the skills to foil the greatest of our competitors' schemes with centuries worth of experience in sabotage. An item of intelligence relayed to Mr Knives or his adversaries, at the right time, can affect millions, my dearest Zazie.
[ The oversized cat does not clarify his peculiar capitalisation of the word "moon." ]
I can guarantee an outcome: chaos. From that morass of uncertainty will arise a new paradigm upon the nature of which we can only speculate.
Might you accommodate this chap with a gift to mark our friendship? Please remove your shirt and send me a picture of your lovely shoulders and chest.
interesting I think I would like to see this so we'll have a deal
chaos is good as long as worms live on
[ They're still kind of blase about the sex thing; it's not a big deal to them so it doesn't matter if that's the price to pay.
Pocketcat gets his picture; Zazie laying back against a roof, tunic off and shoulders bare, wild hair fanned like a crown on the sheet metal. The 'scarf' seems to be taking the picture, if the little hints of tiny legs at the edges of the picture is anything to go by.
Zazie isn't innocent - they're seen plenty of humans in interesting position, so one hand is pulling the colorful loincloth down just a bit. ]
What composition! Might we find a burgeoning artiste in the marrow of the hive? So the Beast appears flat as a boy; and yet these shoulders posses a feminine tilt.
[ When the yellowed-eyed entity's pupils descend to the coy teasing of their loincloth he has no recourse but to push his hand into his pocket—an ulterior explanation for his name. When did you learn to tempt, brat? ]
The feral child is more gifted at beguiling than one might presume. Allow me to sign our contract on the dotted line.
[ Fuck...
The meaning of his euphemism is revealed when Pocketcat sends a copy of the photograph bearing his "signature": Zazie's figure is splattered in semen from the waist to the ribcage to their nose. Horny is an understatement. ]
[ How much a body like theirs is worth? Oh, about thirty thousand double dollars at the black market, they assume. If they were a human. ]
I know what people like you enjoy and I can be kind to allies as a treat
[ They want their strings fastened well into those pockets eventually, to tease and promise and reap the rewards - and they'll do that well. The way people could be dance around each other was one of Zazie's favorite things about the new life on their planet.
When they get the picture back, they raise a brow and honestly wonder what the cat would do for them in exchange for a fully nude one. ]
interesting signature seems you're truthful about your excitement hehe
[ The Pocketcat is a straightforward man (according to his own dubious account) and like the reprehensible people of whom Zazie speaks, he may be led by his overactive libido by a crafty girl or boy; but what of the other side of the coin, worm king? The hive's ambition to outdance a dancer is a daring one! The well-dressed entity is not infallible, but dexterous indeed.
There is also a dimension to Pocketcat's attraction to young people that Zazie is unlikely to be aware of because it is not explicit or violent in nature. A third thing. ]
A bold assertion, old friend. I wager you know not the half of my proclivities. But you will. Yessiree.
I could sign twice, alas my physical reproduction of your image is soaked beyond salvation. What happy fortunate is it, then, that you are hardier than paper.
I look forward to being the recipient of more of your kindness, sweetheart. My home is open to thee. I'd love to read you a book, and we can play games if literature is a bore. With this cat, the fun won't quit.
[ Exploring how the minds of how other people work is one of Zazie's favorite things, and Pocketcat is interesting. They've watched a lot of strange, nasty humans, but there's more than that to this creature.
It's fun. ]
I'm looking forward to it
it's impressive if you can even get going twice. humans are weaker too bad about the photo hehe
we made a deal, so I'll play with you as much as you want when I do not have other things to attend
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so far it's been going well
but I have my doubts
he's a little too unstable
and the brother is a little too good
[ Shrugâ„¢ ]
that's a good line
flattery gets you almost everywhere
you're not the first one that wants to get in my pants
humans think it's very very wrong, though
but I only look young because people underestimate me when I do
alas, I don't have genitals in this form so it's a moot point
no subject
[ He can be rather suave in spite of his taboo proclivities, or more worryingly his smoothness is owed to his much-maligned interests. A man such as he must have redeemable qualities to be bearable. ]
Come now, Zazie. You've fashioned for yourself a form and it stands to reason you may tailor it as you please. I rather enjoy the cruel judgement of humans even when it hurts me. Nothing like frank words to keep one sober, know what I mean? And I can't help but feel you are not being entirely forthright with me.
no subject
nor do we have any interest to
that's how it's different
I'm sure he'll stop caring about our deal eventually
but
he'll leave us alone
[ That's what they expect about their alliance, at least. ]
being forthright is terribly boring
why would I give you all my secrets right away?
hmmmmm
I COULD chance things
but what's in it for me?
no subject
[ The winners do not need so much as a material reason to exercise their might. He could name a number of spectacular species who have been hunted to extinction for the sport of it. ]
They'll trap the greatest of the worms in a colosseum and award its slayer with a shiny trinket. Does it seem far-fetched? Oh the ghastly things I have seen~
[ Naughty thing; so worms have a transactional side. ]
I'll make sure that neither the plants nor the humans emerge victorious in this conflict. You can act on behalf of whichever party you please while working with yours truly behind the scenes.
As for what I could offer to sweeten the deal is a question for yourself. I could pamper you Zazie, but your tastes are not informed by human culture. Do you grasp what your humanoid form desires of life or is this mode of being new to you?
no subject
what point would there be, though
he's angry at humans destroying things
destroying the planet's system would make him just as short-sighted as a human
[ They're pretty sure that would turn him off the idea. Does the great Millions Knives wan to gobble up this planet like humans did on theirs? It would be an interesting thing to manipulate.
...and of course they do. There's no point in interacting with other species unless they both profit from it. Especially when it comes to things they're not really that bothered about. ]
that is interesting
but you're only one being
deep pockets or not
how would you do that?
hehe
looking human is one thing
having their desires is another
it IS new, thinking about it
but I'm not sure it would mean any kind of pleasure for me
it's just a hole
or whatever it is you want
it's not like I've ever crawled into one
[ They don't really know what brings pleasure in a human body beyond the need to breed. ]
no subject
[ His catchphrase is but a metaphor for his resourcefulness and the singularity of his being is very much a matter of debate for those who have witnessed his corpse and his lively self extant in two places at once. Nine lives indeed. ]
I mean no offence when I say this, sweetheart, but you are something of a feral child. The works of human beings are not without merit and it appears you have yet to experience much of life as most know it. I would be happy to introduce you to it. I have the most eclectic collection of toys in my residence.
[ More toys than a grown catman should have. Some acquired by legitimate means, others trophies. ]
I'll teach you to enjoy it when I spread your beautiful legs. I'm fond of pussy and boys alike. In the case of the former, I'm positive yours would be exceptionally delicious.
no subject
he is powerful
but I'm not staying on that side if he becomes a threat
[ Being in two places at once is fun, isn't it? Even if Zazie's vessel can only be in one, they have more eyes out there than people can count. ]
a feral child?
a funny thing to say
I'll look at your toys if that makes you happy
but do not think I did not notice that you didn't answer my question
[ Toys don't really entertain them much. Maybe they should fill themselves with hatchlings before they leave and see if that affects the hivemind. ]
female organs are easier, it makes its own slime
or both
I'm not picky
no subject
[ He is fittingly a curious cat, rather intrigued by the psychology of a worm in the shape of a teenager. Where does the Beast end and Zazie begin in respect to their resemblance to humanity, or whether his "young" acquaintance is apathetic to the arts, culture, entertainment as a whole and has no non-worm interests to speak of? The entity known as Pocketcat does possess interests besides those which are frowned upon. ]
A case of crossed wires, old chap! Please, rephrase your question and I shall satisfy it.
I have my inlaws over so I might be slow
deep pockets or not
that was my question
[ Zazie knows a lot of things by observing, but they haven't actually done it. Human interests, human culture is a curious thing, but not something they have gone into detail of in the last century and a half. ]
I'll consider it a deal to 'play' with me if you can guarantee the outcome
That's just fine
[ The oversized cat does not clarify his peculiar capitalisation of the word "moon." ]
I can guarantee an outcome: chaos. From that morass of uncertainty will arise a new paradigm upon the nature of which we can only speculate.
Might you accommodate this chap with a gift to mark our friendship? Please remove your shirt and send me a picture of your lovely shoulders and chest.
I need to let off some... steam.
no subject
I think I would like to see this
so we'll have a deal
chaos is good as long as worms live on
[ They're still kind of blase about the sex thing; it's not a big deal to them so it doesn't matter if that's the price to pay.
Pocketcat gets his picture; Zazie laying back against a roof, tunic off and shoulders bare, wild hair fanned like a crown on the sheet metal. The 'scarf' seems to be taking the picture, if the little hints of tiny legs at the edges of the picture is anything to go by.
Zazie isn't innocent - they're seen plenty of humans in interesting position, so one hand is pulling the colorful loincloth down just a bit. ]
no subject
Oh~!
What composition! Might we find a burgeoning artiste in the marrow of the hive? So the Beast appears flat as a boy; and yet these shoulders posses a feminine tilt.
[ When the yellowed-eyed entity's pupils descend to the coy teasing of their loincloth he has no recourse but to push his hand into his pocket—an ulterior explanation for his name. When did you learn to tempt, brat? ]
The feral child is more gifted at beguiling than one might presume. Allow me to sign our contract on the dotted line.
[ Fuck...
The meaning of his euphemism is revealed when Pocketcat sends a copy of the photograph bearing his "signature": Zazie's figure is splattered in semen from the waist to the ribcage to their nose. Horny is an understatement. ]
no subject
I know what people like you enjoy
and I can be kind to allies
as a treat
[ They want their strings fastened well into those pockets eventually, to tease and promise and reap the rewards - and they'll do that well. The way people could be dance around each other was one of Zazie's favorite things about the new life on their planet.
When they get the picture back, they raise a brow and honestly wonder what the cat would do for them in exchange for a fully nude one. ]
interesting signature
seems you're truthful about your excitement
hehe
no subject
There is also a dimension to Pocketcat's attraction to young people that Zazie is unlikely to be aware of because it is not explicit or violent in nature. A third thing. ]
A bold assertion, old friend. I wager you know not the half of my proclivities. But you will. Yessiree.
I could sign twice, alas my physical reproduction of your image is soaked beyond salvation. What happy fortunate is it, then, that you are hardier than paper.
I look forward to being the recipient of more of your kindness, sweetheart. My home is open to thee. I'd love to read you a book, and we can play games if literature is a bore. With this cat, the fun won't quit.
no subject
It's fun. ]
I'm looking forward to it
it's impressive if you can even get going twice. humans are weaker
too bad about the photo
hehe
we made a deal, so I'll play with you as much as you want
when I do not have other things to attend