thepocketcat: (09)
𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 π‘Ύπ’Šπ’„π’Œπ’†π’… π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 ([personal profile] thepocketcat) wrote in [personal profile] wormswarm 2023-10-12 02:34 pm (UTC)

That's just fine

My raison d'etreβ€”reason for being, is none other than the subversion of developments that upset the order of things under the light of the Moon. I am very well-endowed with the skills to foil the greatest of our competitors' schemes with centuries worth of experience in sabotage. An item of intelligence relayed to Mr Knives or his adversaries, at the right time, can affect millions, my dearest Zazie.

[ The oversized cat does not clarify his peculiar capitalisation of the word "moon." ]

I can guarantee an outcome: chaos. From that morass of uncertainty will arise a new paradigm upon the nature of which we can only speculate.

Might you accommodate this chap with a gift to mark our friendship? Please remove your shirt and send me a picture of your lovely shoulders and chest.

I need to let off some... steam.

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