I do like chicken, it tastes a bit like the creatures the humans brought back home. Fish is good too I have never had sausage, what kind of meat is that? is it guts? beef is a cow right??
Oh! Sorry, yes! Cows make beef and pigs make pork. The sausages are most likely pork, and they're.... ah...... ground meat that's encased in a thin layer of either skin or intestine...... See, when you think about what it really is, it does start to turn the stomach a bit.
Hah, okay. I'll buy a little bit of each and we can do a tasting.
Actually, there are many cultures that take pride in making use of every part of an animal. There is some human cuisine I think you'd like! I know you prefer raw, but can you handle cooked meat at all?
It does not hurt me, so I can eat it and have done so several times before. It may just be a little more difficult to digest since cooked meat tends to be denser and the little mouths inside have to work harder.
That's true, it does change the texture a lot. I'll keep that in mind. There are raw meat dishes as well. I've never made any, but it could be fun to try...
[ They don't even need to bait. All he wants to do is cook for these three. Well........ "cook" in Zazie's case but THE FEELING REMAINS THE SAME THOUGH THE MEAT REMAINS UNCOOKED ]
Well, that will change soon. I've already promised to make sushi for Akechi-kun and Kurogiri-kun one night. It's an art form where we're from, and I'm not trained whatsoever, so it won't be very technically good... but all you'll care about is the raw fish so that's fine! I'll be sure to make a plate of sashimi for you.
Before I was brought to this reality, I lived alone for quite some time. I enjoyed cooking for myself, but it wasn't the same. Being able to cook for others again has been a huge help.
That said, I know there are people who might find it unwelcome or overbearing. So I appreciate that you, Vash and Akechi-kun are open to it.
nobody likes debt and i have a responsibility towards my hive now that I'm not one the hive you threatened it comes before my enjoyment of games so give me a reason to return your gun
[ W O W. What a good ???? whatever the hell Zazie is. So sweet. He's tempted to offer the garbage can in the kitchen. Decides not to. He needs that gun back, but-
Push come to shove, he can get another. ]
One pound of raw meat of your choice delivered directly to your closet hovel.
Hello, Zazie. Thank you for following through on our arrangement.
[Tone light with a bright, chipper smile that doesn't look quite right - maybe it's because he has gross raw meat juice on his hands from a sloppy butcher.
A pound of raw beef is dropped on the table, unceremoniously, in a leaking bag.]
[Straight out of a goddamn horror movie - Akechi doesn't flinch.
Don't threaten the brood - understood.
Ignored.
The gun in his hand points towards Zazie - unintentional, of course. Smile on his face as he checks the safety.
Repins it back. Slides it into his pocket for temporary safekeeping.]
My apologies - I didn't know that had anything to do with you. In my eyes, it was simply a pest to be rid of and killed.
[A wave his hand - of course he would never.]
I'd be more amenable to overlooking the situation in common areas, if you stay away from my private quarters. No more sand. No more chirping. No little creatures crawling under the door.
I thought of you, for a moment. But it felt rude to associate you with a writhing, disgusting mass on the ground that appeared out of the blue. My apologies - next time I'll assume any unknown entity of dubious origin is you.
[Good thing THEY TRUCED. Akechi offers a slight wave, a bright smile. He needs to wash his HANDS of all this meat juice.]
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FUCKIN CHRISTENS BUGBOX??? text; un: doc0203
Zazie-san, good afternoon!
Any preference?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think one on the left is chicken, right? What's the rest? Are those ribs?
[ Congrats, they're a little excited! ]
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Yes! The drumsticks in the middle are chicken too. The rest are sausage, ribs... some kind of flank steak, I think... maybe a beef sirloin?
I can't profess to be an expert in meat, but I'll gladly get whatever you like.
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Fish is good too
I have never had sausage, what kind of meat is that? is it guts?
beef is a cow right??
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For me, anyway. Probably not for you!
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Find out what tastes the best
and no
It's all just meat
Humans waste so much!
Eyes, brain, guts, organs, tissue
not just the muscle
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Actually, there are many cultures that take pride in making use of every part of an animal. There is some human cuisine I think you'd like! I know you prefer raw, but can you handle cooked meat at all?
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[ 'Thank you' in Zazie-ese. ]
It does not hurt me, so I can eat it and have done so several times before. It may just be a little more difficult to digest since cooked meat tends to be denser and the little mouths inside have to work harder.
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Also, you like fish! Have you had sushi?
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[ Now they're just baiting for food. ]
I was told about it, but I haven't had any.
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Well, that will change soon. I've already promised to make sushi for Akechi-kun and Kurogiri-kun one night. It's an art form where we're from, and I'm not trained whatsoever, so it won't be very technically good... but all you'll care about is the raw fish so that's fine! I'll be sure to make a plate of sashimi for you.
Thank you for letting me do this.
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you're the one making food
[ Confused???? ]
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Before I was brought to this reality, I lived alone for quite some time. I enjoyed cooking for myself, but it wasn't the same. Being able to cook for others again has been a huge help.
That said, I know there are people who might find it unwelcome or overbearing. So I appreciate that you, Vash and Akechi-kun are open to it.
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you're a caretaker
Makes sense.
I don't know anything about Akechi other than that he asks to many questions
but Vash needs it
caretaking that is
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I can tell he does. And like most people who really need to be cared for, he isn't open to it at all.
Any tips?
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I don't know him as well as his twin
BUT
he's bad at important things like eating
sleeping
socializing
Dunno how you can fix that
but I'm sure handing him food helps
couldn't disappoint a friend, after all
lean in to that guilt I guess
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[ He will be doing exactly that. THANKS ZAZIE ]
His twin?
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[ Ur welcome, doc! ]
Oh yes
He has a twin brother
I was his guest for a long time
They have a very strained relationship
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I won't let on that you told me, but thank you for letting me know. He's difficult to get to open up.
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LONG
time
it's not new
and you're welcome
tell me when you have the meat
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[ Noted. :) ]
Of course! I'll knock on your door once I'm home and the meat tasting station has been assembled.
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[ ooc : open logs will be posted on the 6th and 7th of July, where players can make their own toplevels and tag into others! 🥳 ]
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I don't care about the rest of my belongings. You can keep what Oona gave you.
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however, why should I do you any favors, after the way you acted?
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You clearly got your revenge that day. In my opinion, we're even.
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a favor
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Trying to get me to use it on something so minor - what a boring outcome.
I thought you were prefer the excitement of the unknown.
Though I do understand how a debt can feel like a chain. Does it bother you?
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and i have a responsibility towards my hive now that I'm not one
the hive you threatened
it comes before my enjoyment of games
so
give me a reason to return your gun
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Push come to shove, he can get another. ]
One pound of raw meat of your choice delivered directly to your closet hovel.
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doubt you can give me some human meat
so make it beef
one pound for one gun
cw: cannibalism-esque
Regardless, I'll procure it immediately. Have my gun ready to exchange.
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I have it
stay away from the closet, meet me in the kitchen
we can wrap or do the exchange - whichever U WANT
<3
Hello.
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[Tone light with a bright, chipper smile that doesn't look quite right - maybe it's because he has gross raw meat juice on his hands from a sloppy butcher.
A pound of raw beef is dropped on the table, unceremoniously, in a leaking bag.]
As you requested.
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[ They might have given the gun back eventually, honestly... but if Akechi was in a hurry, they'll happily profit from it. ]
One gun for a pound of flesh.
[ The centipede uncoils from the gun and climbs up Zazie's body, making itself comfortable around their neck. ]
Perhaps we could discuss some household rules, as well?
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What a disaster - never again will he leave this shit unprotected in his room. It will always be on his person.
It rests against the palm of his hand - a clip checked. Nothing was shot - good.
The centipede returns to its rightful place as a makeshift scarf - eerie. Weird. Whatever. An exchange is done. He's content with this outcome and-
Words. An offer. Alright.]
By all means - bring up what you wish. I'm nothing if not accommodating.
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[ They lean closer, and the mask snaps open to show the weird 'eyes' underneath. ]
Do not threaten my brood ever again.
[ The beetle wings shut again, and they lean back once more. They will eat you alive in your bed, Akechi. Do not try them. ]
That's all.
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Don't threaten the brood - understood.
Ignored.
The gun in his hand points towards Zazie - unintentional, of course. Smile on his face as he checks the safety.
Repins it back. Slides it into his pocket for temporary safekeeping.]
My apologies - I didn't know that had anything to do with you. In my eyes, it was simply a pest to be rid of and killed.
[A wave his hand - of course he would never.]
I'd be more amenable to overlooking the situation in common areas, if you stay away from my private quarters. No more sand. No more chirping. No little creatures crawling under the door.
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...not very bright, are you, if seeing a giant insect doesn't make you think of me first?
[ Aren't you supposed to be a detective or something, Akechi? ]
But I can agree to those terms. A truce, as it is.
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[Good thing THEY TRUCED. Akechi offers a slight wave, a bright smile. He needs to wash his HANDS of all this meat juice.]
Is that all?
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[ An insult? A compliment? Who knows. ]
That's all.
[ With that, Zazie falls apart into a 'writhing, disgusting mass' of bugs. All over the kitchen table.
Better bring the Clorox wipes before you eat. ]