wormswarm: grasshopper (🪳 orthoptera)
🪳 Zazie the Beast 🪳 ([personal profile] wormswarm) wrote2023-10-09 06:14 pm
thepocketcat: (06)

[personal profile] thepocketcat 2023-10-11 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It would delight me to behold your reaction (or lack thereof) to any artificial creation. It is no exaggeration to say you are a wonder of the world.

[ He is fittingly a curious cat, rather intrigued by the psychology of a worm in the shape of a teenager. Where does the Beast end and Zazie begin in respect to their resemblance to humanity, or whether his "young" acquaintance is apathetic to the arts, culture, entertainment as a whole and has no non-worm interests to speak of? The entity known as Pocketcat does possess interests besides those which are frowned upon. ]

A case of crossed wires, old chap! Please, rephrase your question and I shall satisfy it.
thepocketcat: (09)

That's just fine

[personal profile] thepocketcat 2023-10-12 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
My raison d'etre—reason for being, is none other than the subversion of developments that upset the order of things under the light of the Moon. I am very well-endowed with the skills to foil the greatest of our competitors' schemes with centuries worth of experience in sabotage. An item of intelligence relayed to Mr Knives or his adversaries, at the right time, can affect millions, my dearest Zazie.

[ The oversized cat does not clarify his peculiar capitalisation of the word "moon." ]

I can guarantee an outcome: chaos. From that morass of uncertainty will arise a new paradigm upon the nature of which we can only speculate.

Might you accommodate this chap with a gift to mark our friendship? Please remove your shirt and send me a picture of your lovely shoulders and chest.

I need to let off some... steam.
thepocketcat: (07)

[personal profile] thepocketcat 2023-10-12 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ To think that this gentleman solicited the colloquial selfie and received an exquisite attempt at a professional photoshoot! Blasé indeed! Do you comprehend how much a juvenile body is worth, Zazie!? ]

Oh~!

What composition! Might we find a burgeoning artiste in the marrow of the hive? So the Beast appears flat as a boy; and yet these shoulders posses a feminine tilt.


[ When the yellowed-eyed entity's pupils descend to the coy teasing of their loincloth he has no recourse but to push his hand into his pocket—an ulterior explanation for his name. When did you learn to tempt, brat? ]

The feral child is more gifted at beguiling than one might presume. Allow me to sign our contract on the dotted line.

[ Fuck...

The meaning of his euphemism is revealed when Pocketcat sends a copy of the photograph bearing his "signature": Zazie's figure is splattered in semen from the waist to the ribcage to their nose. Horny is an understatement. ]
thepocketcat: (08)

[personal profile] thepocketcat 2023-10-13 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The Pocketcat is a straightforward man (according to his own dubious account) and like the reprehensible people of whom Zazie speaks, he may be led by his overactive libido by a crafty girl or boy; but what of the other side of the coin, worm king? The hive's ambition to outdance a dancer is a daring one! The well-dressed entity is not infallible, but dexterous indeed.

There is also a dimension to Pocketcat's attraction to young people that Zazie is unlikely to be aware of because it is not explicit or violent in nature. A third thing. ]


A bold assertion, old friend. I wager you know not the half of my proclivities. But you will. Yessiree.

I could sign twice, alas my physical reproduction of your image is soaked beyond salvation. What happy fortunate is it, then, that you are hardier than paper.

I look forward to being the recipient of more of your kindness, sweetheart. My home is open to thee. I'd love to read you a book, and we can play games if literature is a bore. With this cat, the fun won't quit.